Thursday, October 30, 2008

x der kerja, cari kerja.....

Ni la kerjanya kalu orang x der kerja kan??kan??
Ada ker aku yang chantik, lawa, cerdik, ni kene TAG......??
aku pun x tau mana la datang perkataan TAG nie.....
aku ingat name TAg ker, TAG Touch N Go ker.....
rupanya TAG soklan......
ceh.........hampes......hampes.......

Nah la......aku jawab la......
walaupun ada yang aku tak jawab....
hahahaha...nasibla........

THE SELF
[01] Real name: Norsuhaila Binti Mahdi
[02] Nickname: Sumi, Sue, Suhaila
[03] Married: Dah kawen pun, anak nakmasuk 3 dah
[04] Gender: Perempuan la...dah ada binti.....
[05] High School: SM (P) Bandaraya, Key Ell
[06] College: kalu setakat jejak kaki jer boleh kira x??
[07] Height: 161 cm (had minimun ketinggian peramugari)
[08] Weight: 56kg (sbb aku tgh pregnant la....)
[09] Do you like yourself: definitely yezzz
[10] Piercings: ada, tp masa dolu-dolu skrg lobang dh tutup la.......
[11] Right or left: dua-dua belah la
[12] Are you a freak : iyerla kot......
[13] Hair: kejap keringting, kejap lurus (maklum la guna teknik rebonding)
[14] Skin: sawo matang yg gebu......(kehkehkeh)
[15] Allergic: aku alah pada.......orang.......(hahahaha)
[16] What are you doing now: ni buat menatang nie la...membazir jer masa aku......
[17] What will you doing 1 hour later: lor...baru lepas makan jamuan raya tadi...(raya dah habis ker??)
[18] What will you doing 10 years later: duk umah jaga anak aku yang sedang membesar.......hahahahah

THE FAMILY
[19] Live with mother/father/parents: oit,.........dah kawen, duk ngan laki la...
[20] Siblings(included you): 4
[21] Eldest: adik aku la.....
[22] Youngest: abang aku la.......
[23] Love/hate your family: gila apa kalu benci....meatil asayang oit.........

THE LOVE <----ini soklan aku x reti nak jawab yek.......muahahaha
[24] You found your another half: (^^,)
[25] If yes, who is he/she: (^^,)
[26] If no, who you want he/she to be: (^^,)
[27] Time(s) you in relationship: (^^,)
[28] Ever woo boy/girl: (^^,)
[29] Anyone woo you before: (^^,)
[30] Did anything wrong to your other half: (^^,)
[31] What was/were the wrong you had done: (^^,)
[32] Ever argue with your other half: (^^,)
[33] You with your other half since: (^^,)
[34] Are you straight/Lesbo: (^^,)
[35] Reasons you love your other half: (^^,)
[36] You and your other half in which stage: (^^,)
[37] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: (^^,)
[38] Ever think of marry he/she: (^^,)

THE FRIENDS
[39] Your first best friend: x bley tulis.nanti ada yang kecik hati....muahahaha
[40] Your first enemy: ni pun sama.......nanti susah hati.....muahahahaha
[41] The friends you love the most: pun x leh nak tulih, nanti ramai yg terasa hati.......muahahaha
[42] The enemy you hate the most: ni pun x leh nak tulih...........takut ada yang pedih hati ..muahahaha
[43] Your most beautiful girl friend: chantik ker derang?? chantik lagi aku kot......muahahaha
[44] Your most handsome boy friend: entah la..x pasan lak derang tu hensem ker tidak..........hahahaha
[45] The kind of girl you hate the most: x der jenis la....kalu aku rasa x suker, x suker la......
[46] The kind of boy you hate the most: ni pun sama jer.....kalu rasa x suker, x suker la...hahahaha
[47] You fall in love with your close friend before: emmm.......ada la kot.....(kot jerla.......hahahaha)
[48] Your best friend is your ex-lover: x la, kalu leh nak buang nun jejjjjjaaaaaauuuhhhhh.......hahahaha
[49] If your friend backstabbing you: entah, aku dh lupa..sbb lama x kena tikam....hahahaha
[50] If your friend betray you: nipun dh x ingat, sbb dh lama x kene khianat.....hahahaha
[51] If your friend woo your lover: aku x paham la sok lan nie......
[52] If your friends fall in love with you: ee....mana leh, aku ni bini orang daaaaa..........
[53] If you fall in love with your best friend: x akan dan x mungkin, sbb aku kan isteri solehah......hahaha

THE STUDIES
[54] Are you a good student: baik sangat, samapi chekgu pun x terlayan..hahahah
[55] You always done your homeworks/assignments: mestila siap, sbb aku just copy paste jer.....hahaha
[56] The teacher/tutor you love the most: hahaha....tu kene tanya chekgu aku la......
[57] Always late to school/college: pecah rekod tu..............
58] Your class: 5A5
59] You love your seniors: eeee......x layan
[60] Senior who you love the most: ramai la juga, sbb ramai nak jadi kakak angkat aku kan....
[61] Your classmates good/bad: campur2 la.....mana ada yg baik aja kan??kan??.......
[62] Excellent result classmate: entah..x ingatla..
[63] Laziest classmate: mana la nak ingat......

THE PEOPLE
[64] Smart people: yg pakai kemas2 kot.... hahahaha
[65] Stupid people: yg bodoh la ......
[66] Good looking people: emmmmmmm..........
[67] Ugly people: alien.........hahaha
[68] Funny people: yang tetiba wat lawak la........
[69] Cute people: anak-anak aku la......
[70] Bad people: yang selalu polis kejar tu la.......
[71] Honest people: yang suker tolong menolong sesama manusia.......
[72] Acting people: carila dalam TV tu, berlambak ada.......
[73] You are what kind of people: sumer ada.........hahahaha

THE PREFER
[74] Lip or eyes: emmmmm............
[75] Hugs or kisses: emmmmm............
[76] Shorter or taller: emmmmm............
[77] Hesitant or spontaneous: emmmmm............
[78] Nice stomach or nice arms: emmmmm............
[79] Listener or talker: emmmmm............
[80] Romantic or rich: emmmmm............
[81] Good wife or Good mum: emmmmm............

THE FUTURE
[82] Age to get marry: 4 tahun yang lepas la......
[83] Numbers of kid(s): beranak jerla selagi leh beranak......
[84] Career: yang leh menapung kos kehidupan aku dah la....
[85] Salary: tengok keadaan, kalu kerajaan nak bagi lebey aku ambik jer, janji jgn kurang..hahaha
[86] Retirement age: tengaok la mana yang sempat......
[87] Properties value: sumer pun bernilai.....
[88] Wishes: semoga sapa yg jawab soklan ni dapatla menjawabnya......hahaha

THE VICTIMS
[89] ?Ayu?
[90] ?Tulip?
[91] ?Lily?
[92] ?Cicak?
[93] ?Kantoi?
[93] ?Nuyul?
[93] ?Anis?

dntah apa2 la aku jawab...
lantak pi la....
janjji berisi.......
hahahaha......
Adios .................

P/S : nah ambik arr bali TAG ko nie Mila........x koser u.........

2 comments:

  1. wahkakakakah! timer kasey kerana menjawab semua soklan dgn baik...w/pown xbrp nak lengkap sgt kan...kira bg markah A- la...wahkakakakakakah!

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